Whoa, whoa, hold on there! We are not taking on new business. Nope, sorry, but after 20 years we have decided to have an ice tea and take a long break.
We are keeping this form in place so friends, family, and pals from "the old days" can get in touch.
That means if you are attempting to contact me to solicit business, you need to learn how to read. You will be ignored.